Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

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olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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ophel1a 7

dumb and sweet: if only he was a golden retriever.

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martinfml 8

Men aren't into cooking, and maybe he forgot to put kitchen-gloves before he reached for the pizza.

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Sinkhole 26

What a way to generalize what men like or don't like. Also... /maybe/ he forgot to put kitchen gloves on? You don't say!

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Ameel_fml 19

Tell that to my dad. ...and every male chef ever.

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kemic 7

I'm sorry, do you not know what a barbecue is? Maybe you should spend more time around real men, #46.

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byron17 26

Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver, Heston Blumenthal, the river cottage guy and all those people on the food network...!!!!!

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jess1987 17

my 27 year old sister can't cook... the day I got home from the hospital from having my son she messed up hamburger helper.. the dog wouldn't even eat it.

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perdix 29

And this is how he manipulates you into doing all the cooking from now on.

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kurk626 11

wow. i never even thought of that....i know what I'm going to be doing now! lol

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etchsanity1 11

Good point Per but why have you let the women in on the secret plan ... Breach of the bro code lol

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perdix 29

#66, we have to give them a break, man, ever since we blew the lid off the sex thing. Back in the day, guys had to suck up to women to get sex because we liked it and they made like it was a chore for them. Now we know they like it at least as much as us, and probably more. The whole system of bribing and begging became obsolete.

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angelofmusic113 9

Hey, if he went through that for you, I guess he's kind of sweet. Stupid but sweet...

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acharet 4

At least he took it out of the packaging... Could have been much worse!!!

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vwbug63 8

For your 1 month get him a oven glove.

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lolita88_fml 27

Wonder how he strains pasta.. I can imagine him shoving his hand in to pull it out of the water..

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Jacksparrow72 21

Buy him some. oven mits

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jakeydudey 13

That wasn't a scream, that was his way cry. He's the overly manly man.

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