Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 817
You deserved it 11 896

Same thing different taste

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Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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This reminds me of what my grandpa tried to do a little while ago. I was making french bread pizza in the toaster oven and I went into my room as it cooked. Then I come out of the room and go into the kitchen to find my grandpa trying to take it out with his bare hands. I told him I was cooking it and apparently he thought since no one was actually IN the kitchen that someone had forgotten it and it would overheat or something. Even though it has a timer that you set it to and it will shut off the oven once the timer goes off and everyone else has put something in the oven and left the kitchen lots of times. But my gramps is old and a little bit crazy, what's your boyfriends excuse?

I wonder why you took the time to reply to me if you truly didn't care?

maybe if you were in the kitcgen cooking he wouldnt need to be burning his gands like that...

Your boyfriend is an idiot. On the other hand, maybe you could have a fun time together, teaching him how to cook?

still_guns 16

Wow is he seriously that dumb that he can't use oven gloves?

I once dated a dummy who once asked "do you think more people would call me... If I had a phone???" Just maybe.... Just maybe

Rahii_nami 10

This is honestly one of the best fmls I've ever read