Work, Public freakouts and Halloween: Spooky office vibes

Spooky office vibes

By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 410

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A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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You deserved it 81 252

Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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You deserved it 57 481

By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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You deserved it 3 777

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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You deserved it 6 296

By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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You deserved it 40 132

Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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You deserved it 5 586

My greatest party trick [DEROGATORY]

By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I was drunkenly showing my juggling skills at a party with three apples. I nailed it until one flew out of my hand, hit a guest in the face, and knocked their drink all over the host’s new beige couch. FML

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You deserved it 505

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 589

Chiroptera_Man 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:28

Bring it up and get a raise. 8) Hopefully it was caught on camera for backup.

Comments2010 17

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:26

Wow op. I can't believe that happened. Maybe he will remember that!

Comments

CanyonRose 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:33

Bet he's gonna regret that Monday morning

FaultInMyStars 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:36

At least he didn't fire you.

trellz17 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:36

Kick hi

trellz17 19

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:39

I was trying to say "kick his ass, I'm sure he won't remember a thing."

ahippienamedrae 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:39

What did hi do? D:

rabbit_yogurt 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:37

your boss is a party animal!

martin8337 35

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:42

Seems to me like you ni w have leverage over your boss regarding his behavior. Put another way, you now own him.

orbit 22

Saturday 1 November 2014 21:34

Slavery is wrong

eleven22 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:42

Actually his boss probably still has the leaverage... because he is, well, the boss.

eleven22 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:43

Actually his boss probably still has the leaverage... because he is, well, the boss.

NotGabe 28

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:44

Did it taste good?

it__happens 17

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:51

Haha good times..

BBeffedmylife 28

Saturday 1 November 2014 20:07

Sounds more of an FML for him.. I would be so ashamed and embarrassed to wake up the next day knowing that I did that. And not to mention facing everyone on work Monday!