Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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darryaz 9

My guess...... they wanted to scare the hell out of the friend when she woke up.

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padlockd 9

Wait until she's sleeping, get some friends, light some candles around her bed, and start chanting. See how she likes it!

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nevereyes 31

If everyone consented to this circle then I don't see the problem......

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emmaps 3

HUMAN SACRIFICE! your daughter is satan.

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Satan has better things to do than sacrificing people. Besides, he's got people to do that for him!

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kingbrizo 24

id ground her and ban friends until she tells you what the heck she was doing; youre the parent and you have a right to know what your kid is up to. good luck OP

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nevereyes 31

err there's nothing wrong with spell casting

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