Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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SauceySarah 30

They probably have been watching too much American Horror Story: Coven.

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chocolatefrog28 29

You need an old priest and a young priest.

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xivoricbutterfly 25

The power of christ compels you!

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Edumcg 24

Time to call a priest? beware OP, if you don't know what are you getting into you better not get involved. That goes for your daughter.

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perdix 29

Kids, today!!! Back in my day, if that happened, we'd put the sleeping kid's fingers in lukewarm water and let the hilarity ensue!

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Enslaved 36

For me, at sleepovers, the first person to fall asleep had to wear the frozen bra they kept in the freezer. Yet another reason I hate cold weather!

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe they where sacrificing them to satan to steal their boyfriend...

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martin8337 35

American Horror Story : Coven.

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elmatador615 12

What type of friends does your daughter have?!

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