Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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pandalover69 26

It's probably not a big deal. Have you ever heard of light as a feather stiff as a board, or cat scratches? If your daughter is in middle school then it's probably a phase, my friends and I went through a witchy phase when were 10 or 11 and like I said it was just a phase. You probably have nothing to worry about, unless you're a hardcore Christian, in that case it's satan.

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StanBVB 10

That's actually quite interesting. My mother is always getting after me for telling her stuff. She complains that normal teenagers don't tell their parents what they're up to. Personally, if I had a child, I'd want them to tell me everything, so I try to act as I would want my own child to.

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bungholemcgee 11

that's too harsh, it was probably just a game

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jsilvafml 4

Na na na the little girl who fell asleep should put this fml

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Gittoh 21

how old is she? :( if a child: CREEPY! if 13+: wierd...

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xReDMemory 28

I really hope you aren't a parent. I'd hate being your kid.

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qwils 11

It's a common sleepover game called "light as a feather, stiff as a board," the goal is to attempt levitation.

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dakotajill99 9

This sounds like something my friends and I would do

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