Spooky season is nearly here
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
God. Its called knocking! Jeez
That my friend is called witchcraft
Salem witch trials all over again
Wicca isnt "evil" and "satanic";most of it actually follows the lines of karma. In the case where you do some spell to break off a sweet couple, the karma that will happen will be something like all your boyfriends falling for your best friend. On another side note, do have a talk with her! They might very well be playing a game instead. Or not. But a chat would still be good to have!
The power of Christ compels you!
Maybe it's time her friends go home
Isn't this just the normal for kids nowadays
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Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.