Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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an3ph 20

How old is your daughter?

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jun00 15

They're just going through the demonic stage. You might experience power going out, no communication to the outside world, pans dropping, radios turning on and off, and sentinels a spirit dragging you in a closet, but that's all normal. Should be gone in a month or two :) merry Christmas! (P.s. Get some crosses,bibles, and some holy water)

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JD1147 27

One of my friends went for a drive through the forest one night and saw a small fire so stopped to have a look. Then he noticed two naked guys holding sticks dancing around the fire, chanting something...

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luckyone365 7

That was my best friend and me. We didn't mean for anyone to see us.

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Yeah sorry about that. Meth is a hell of a drug.

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irescala 4

Now you'll regret not taking her to Sunday school

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myeviltwin 20

I would make her do hard labor around the house also. Obviously if it was just some silly game they would have confessed. I don't believe in witchcraft or satanic spells or anything like that but there are people who do believe in that shit and do pretty horrible things. I would not put up with my daughter lying to me and hiding things from me.

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suri23 11

Probably chanting bastardized Latin, lol!

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