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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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YouTubers must be stopped

By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Freak out

By RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) - 17/12/2014 18:47 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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chrstygrl06 10

Friday 28 January 2011 8:56

Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P

jonseyop 0

Friday 28 January 2011 11:44

To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy

Comments

Garytt 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:27

just horrible :(

dealerdon 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:30

talk about dark comedy that's pretty amazing though

15thPrestige 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:30

You also pissed on your dignity.

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 28 January 2011 10:32

Says the lying beiber wanna-be. Stfu

docscientist 9

Friday 28 January 2011 11:52

You're so heroic, to pick on a 13 year old.

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Friday 28 January 2011 12:04

but you have to admit... the kid is a dousche

Nadinek98 0

Friday 28 January 2011 15:55

its not his fault he looks like a gay celebrity. he's 13 give him a break

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 28 January 2011 22:49

50 - Only douches can't spell the word "douche".

Sangoku_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:30

Funny roomate... Good way to start a new Day !!!! You don't deserve a FML for that. I'm OUT

Averheck 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:32

Hahaha. Idk know if your life sucks or if you deserved it but it's hilarious hahaha

cowboyy_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:33

haha I do that to my roomate all of the time

starshine21 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:49

i'm sure i'll be dead if somebody will do that to mt. that's why i dont watch horror movies.

luvin_purple 11

Friday 28 January 2011 9:59

that's so not a funny joke. how can someone even joke about that?

sweetonsno 1

Friday 28 January 2011 11:33

Ugh, I agree. Joking about suicide is in poor taste. The roommate is a total jerk.

docscientist 9

Friday 28 January 2011 11:51

It's pretty funny, he didn't drag it out so his roomie wouldn't have been emotionally distressed for a while. Now, pretending to be kidnapped and disappearing for a week, that's in poor taste.