Gross and Work: Stay classy

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Fussy eater

By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Wow, your job sucks. That is quite gross...

militarywife2b 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

lol for one I'm not from France i dont know why it says that and for two I work at a Chinese restaurant

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aoifeg 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:22

dont people do that with drugs?

theBeltsville 0

Monday 21 December 2009 14:57

Wouldn't that be a health and safety issue on the job site?

Goople 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 21:09

sorry for that.. i had food poisining

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:36

what color was it? and way to have a good attidude about all this I love your positivity and I thank your husband for his help

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:02

0_0 OMG!! I just threw up a little in my mouth. I feel so bad for you Hun good luck go to college so you don't have to deal with this all your life.

megamandude455 10

Saturday 1 May 2010 4:57

gross

jussjess 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:26

Oh...kay...well, there goes my lunch. Alrighty then!

MakeAScene 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:43

Awwwh, you poor bby. ):

ofwglui 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:32

groddy

Mattsharky5 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:35

I feel sorry for the guy who ate of that plate afterwards

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