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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

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ingridpingrid 4

Ah, what we do for love..

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imcharp 5

I don't see any situation where I would need an "emergency" gay friend. What the heck is the "emergency"?

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NullPointer 20

Boyfriend dumps her - needs emergency gay friend to go shopping with, paint her nails, tell her she's beautiful, then go out and help her find a new man. Stuff like that. "Oh no! I gained five pounds, you gotta help me! What are you secret gay weight-loss tips?"

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Myusernameforme 0

Zurishbloodyrose...I agree with you completely! Most of you have to stop being so prejudiced and sexist. Don't say what defines a man or woman.

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FMMFL1992 3

Lol. This made me think of the movie Kick Ass too

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rexgar2000 10

he can say by to his balls and his man card.

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TColby 12

Dude, this totally reminds me of the movie Kick-Ass xD

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Random017 7

This was an FML up until the part where you agreed. I hate to say it but you deserve it.

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minodino 8

just curious, what kind of emergency would require a gay friend?

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WeAreScrewed 3

#97- getting through a bad breakup, death of someone near and dear; I hear gays are great with emotional help.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I have gay friends, but what's an emergency gay friend? A gay paramedic?

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