Stolen valor

By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 923
You deserved it 27 149

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So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

ingridpingrid 4

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Later you can ask her to "be the gay guys woman friend who has sex with him, just so he knows for sure he is really 100% gay and not just confused".

Idk who wants to be friends with a lesbian? They're typically not fabulous, gay men are. That's why their sought after. Go ahead and thumbs down me idc :D

Wtf is an emergency gay friend?? My best friend is a gay man and I f'ing hate the fake girls who want to shop and "check out boys" with him like his friendship is a novelty. It's pathetic. Move into someone you can be straight with.

you should've told her "your not gay and you have a crush on her."

u gotta get it one way or another and u chose to go the other way.

ellietheginger 0

This kinda remineds me of kickass..

1seven1 0

Find your balls............ fast. You'll never get a yes if you're that afraid of no

Well, on the bright side you have a decent chance of seeing her naked while you two get dressed together. Gay friends are obligated to help pick out outfits and judge them as you try on. ;)

Hey if you play your cards right, this could work to your advantage