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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Later you can ask her to "be the gay guys woman friend who has sex with him, just so he knows for sure he is really 100% gay and not just confused".
Idk who wants to be friends with a lesbian? They're typically not fabulous, gay men are. That's why their sought after. Go ahead and thumbs down me idc :D
Wtf is an emergency gay friend?? My best friend is a gay man and I f'ing hate the fake girls who want to shop and "check out boys" with him like his friendship is a novelty. It's pathetic. Move into someone you can be straight with.
you should've told her "your not gay and you have a crush on her."
Way to be a bitch.
u gotta get it one way or another and u chose to go the other way.
Well, on the bright side you have a decent chance of seeing her naked while you two get dressed together. Gay friends are obligated to help pick out outfits and judge them as you try on. ;)
Hey if you play your cards right, this could work to your advantage
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So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
Ah, what we do for love..