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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

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ingridpingrid 4

Ah, what we do for love..

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Comments

Joey44 15

What the hell is an "emergency gay friend"? How exactly do you see this ending well?

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alycion 38

I was wondering the same thing. Someone is either a friend or not. What is an emergency friend?

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ADAWG92 1

MAYBEER;) Haha. Just tell her the truth. it's better then Lyon to her and ending up losing her as a friend.

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maryam8869 7

Poor you .. for saying yes to her ,

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Llama_Face89 33

Ah but now that he's gay he lost his chance at getting pussy.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

The problem is ... NOT all things will go right like in movies ... OP, sorry ........

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KiddNYC1O 20

You flamboyantly walked right into that one, op.

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