Strange things are afoot…

By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML
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latuka 0

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

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SadfaceFML 0

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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TEAZO 0

why would you have that many pairs oh shoes in your car. im glad it smells like sex in there it was me and your best guy friend. we had a great time. were going to do it again soon.

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audiogasmic 0

#31, you're stupid and extremely non-funny. to the OP, this really sucks. though i guess you could pull off the mismatch thing, yesterday i saw a girl wearing one bright green converse and one bright purple one..

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Spider_fml 9

Just ignore whoever says you should concider yourself lucky for getting it back in the first place, the locks are probably broken and the rest damaged, and still the rest of your stuff is gone... My backpack was stolen once, with my passport and wallet inside, with more cash inside than I usually carry. I got it back cuz my phonenumber was in there, the person who "found it" looked at me with this annoyingly triumphant smile after I walked half way across town to get it back.. (I'm pretty sure HE stole it) My friend was just pointing out that at least I had my passport and stuff back, but that asshole just should not have taken it in the first place!!! Hope they catch the assholes who stole everything from your car, AND decided to soil it for you...

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niwi_fml 0

ahahah , wow that sucks lol did they only leave the left shoes ? lol ! but sorry bout ur car and stuff

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myphy 0

Wow that sucks. I guess it could be worse. They could've had sex in your car, came all over your shoes, and left them there for you to find.

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hurr 0

Just cut off your leg now, it'll save you a lot of time in the long run, and you can run a decoy to catch him with your surplus shoes later.

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Anonymous_F_Up 0

#2 Octopi have 8 legs genius.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Sorry bout your car, but that`s too funny. XD

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panda_bear511 0

Haha It'd be pretty awesome if he stole all of the left shoes or all of the right shoes. Then you couldn't even wear them mis-matched. It sucks for you but this is definitely one of the funnier FMLs. You have to give the thief/sex fiend something for his creativity though.

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