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By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML
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latuka 0

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

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SadfaceFML 0

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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blackdogassault 0

#29 - I'd be glad enough to just laugh at this. And I think the guy who got his penis grabbed by his teacher was way more effed up and there was none of those you listed. I'm not jealous. But you're furious for no reason. You should calm down. And I agree with #26... $720 loss IS FML material.

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afj67 0

that's messed up. total evil genius, but really ******. sorry dude!

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xosamanthaaa101 0

smells like sex? yuck! well i guess you have an excuse now to buy new shoes.

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chula525 0

sorry abt what happened but thats too funny lmao

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fml911 0

oh yeah..? it smells like sex im sure you would know.

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s_quire 0

wow. maybe i should reconsider my habit of using my car as my shoe closet. how do you guys not know what sex smells like?

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SadfaceFML 0

This is number two again (hehehe) @ 25 and 38: Do you walk on a fours? Dun think so. Octopi must have at least two free hands! And about the shoes... Did they have sex in there too?

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