hahaha, that is sooo something my friends and I would do... I mean, not steal... but I always hide my shoes at dances if I take them off because I am nervous someone would steal one of them. My friends and I would definitely hide shoes at two different spots in the building. It'd be hilarious to watch someone freak out over it :P But it does suck for you OP... I'd be pissed. Hope they weren't your favourites.

Why is this a FML? You got your car back. Who cares about six shoes and sex smell? You can buy new pairs and get rid of the smell. "Today, my car got stolen. I never saw it again. FML". -- Now, THAT'd be a FML.

that sucks buddy, i've done the same before! hahah but i found it, after alot of looking..

Whoever stole the car was right, it is pretty funny that they only took one of each shoe...

#2 - Octo = 8 There were 6 pairs of shoes in the car. Good job.

#22 If I had 6 pairs of shoes in the car and I'd never be able to wear any of them again, especially if they are worth over $120 like most of the shoes I own, that would warrant an FML. Nevermind the sex smell, that's just nasty.

this is why i keep life simple. i have two pairs of shoes, plus one formal pair. and i'm never wearing more than one, so they can't get stolen.

#25 stop getting so technical, #2 was funny PLUS, obvi the human who did the octopus was chivalrous enough to give their 2 shoes so OBVI the octopus had 6 + 2 = 8 shoes to wear HA!

and yeah #22 until youre in this situation, be quiet. geeze ppl have to practically die, have everything stolen from them, or kill a partner during sex in order to have an "acceptable FML" anyone who says something isnt FML worthy is just jealous their dumb stories didn't get accepted. come on now.

the thief probably annoyed that you wear different size than him.. and decided to play cruel jokes on you.. what a jerk! feel sorry for you dude...