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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
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Kcired 0

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

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Ughsucks 0

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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Will09 0

Jealousy can work but really lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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USBIade 0

that sucks i feel you sorry about that

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vag_fml 0

DESPERATE MUCH????

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Nom nom nom nom nom! I hope you found room to savor his envy with that torrent of puke running down your throat, bitch!

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Andy_King 0

Yeah just so you know, if he's even a half decent guy he won't get jealous or want you more, but probably just see you as a bit loose/easy for that and want to go out with you even less.

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redtoviolet3 0

the girl's hurting. we all make mistakes

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dreamofme 0

playing the "make the ex jealous"-game is oh, so childish.

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Lou_Briccant 0

"Yeah, that'll show him! Let me make myself look like a total *****! Now he'll regret ever leaving me!" :headbang:

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0geckofun_ 0

that is so f*cking gross. You put a bad name to all women everywhere.

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