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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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You deserved it 297

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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You deserved it 24 731

Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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You deserved it 242

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 549

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 40 950

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 566

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 700

You deserved it 31 836

Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Kcired 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:14

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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Jllybn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:54

Why are there so many stupid people on here? Not the people who comment but the half of the people that send in fml's seem to not have common sense.

yati 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:55

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YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI

wolfie2394 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:57

I agree fully with #3. And what made you think that would make him jealous?

randomsloth 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:03

well maybe you shouldn't act like such a ****** **** that is so low to do that wouldn't make him jealous at all that would make him see you as the ***** you really are so your plan would have failed either way way to lower your self

youdontsay 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:07

That's called a quick dinner with a kiss on the side

kissesinbetween 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:24

Ew omg my gosh gross to the max!

vers_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:57

and me!

quadracer111 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:10

75 in this day and age girls are ****** up. "I can punch you but you can't punch me back, but I want equal rights." Well then if you want equal rights I'm going to knock you the **** out, so don't complain when I do. Girls can't make their mind up about anything. You chicks think the world evolves around you and think we will all stop to hear your 2 cents and care. Well we don't. So stfu and "insert sexist comment here".