Intimacy: Suave

Suave

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML

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You deserved it 4 013

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 191

You deserved it 3 432

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 370

You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 682

You deserved it 5 621

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 000

You deserved it 33 481

By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 12 898

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 696

You deserved it 2 385

A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 077

You deserved it 523

By Mak1 - 05/12/2008 08:12 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 738

You deserved it 4 692

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 186

You deserved it 7 769

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 909

You deserved it 346

Mysanitywins 10

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:09

Mom-1 GF-0

rockhound 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:06

Well, his mom IS awesome.

Comments

Johdy 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:56

his mom just has better boobs... hey we're not judging you op...

Johdy 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:56

his mom just has better boobs... hey we're not judging you op...

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:56

So what? If you can't have sex because he appreciates his mother, you've got much larger issues.

TheShard1994 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:22

nag nag nag. OP quit your bitchin.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 9 December 2010 0:46

How on earth is your life ******? You guys were relaxing in bed and he happened to bring his mother up. You weren't fooling around, or having sex, so how is this creepy at all? Tired of FML's about girls bitching about the most insignificant things.