Suave

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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smokeymcpottt 3

Maybe his mum is so fly like a G6.... Okay anyone who likes that song, should be shot!

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womblebat 2

so? Guys who respect their mums treat women better :).

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OhSnap_NoWay 0

that is kind of weird that giving you a topless massage makes him think of his mom

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

and both of your names.

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Shenronlock 7

Oedipus complex, or just a mama's boy?

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zolziski 11

Nothing quite like some Greek theatre, eh?

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experience333 0

maybe his mom taught him how to give massages and hes happy that he gave a good one to his gf

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bugwub 0

Minds wander, so maybe he just thought about how much he appreciates her? You know what they say: how a guy treats his mom is sometimes a good indication of how he'll treat you later on if you marry.

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