Scams and Transportation: Sucks to suck

Sucks to suck

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 14 August 2009 12:21

Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?

ChChCharlie 10

Friday 14 August 2009 12:16

LMAO what an awesome old woman :D

Comments

ayashe 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:03

You should give up your seat anyway, without having to get the "sad puppy eyes."

juliet96 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:25

that old lady is mean !! once that happened to me but it was an old man and i didnt know i was sitting in a "please leave for elderly" chair. he poked me with his cane... :) haha

HMTQMadge 1

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:35

Bitch slap time nao?

purple91 8

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:17

hahahah

yourafail 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:49

HAHAHA i would probably do that if i was old.. >=)

chippa 24

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:17

Your life isn't ******, I would have given her the seat anyway, but that's still really funny! :)

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:35

lol if it was me i wouldve punch her right out of the fkin window and took my seat back ^_^...nah i wouldnt...but that would be hilarious.....from a hypothetical point of view

penisface69 17

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:46

hahahha she sounds awesome. im so gonna do that when im old!

andrewms 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:23

Don't worry, the bitch will be dead soon ;)

Procrastinateher 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 12:19

Hee hee, I plan on being like that lady when I'm old :D Yeah you were giong to let her sit down anyway, right? Let her play her little game if it entertains her.