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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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justcommenting19 19

Well yeah, beams on the bottom of a bed are usually there for support. But I guess some people leave the hard way.

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Scootythedog 17

At least you didn't get molested.

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kristinjeaneen 21

Well you're a special snowflake aren't you?

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't try to fix what's not broken OP. Sorry, but YDI.

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Honest_Guy 10

By the way I never asked you, Do you like guacamole?

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Abinayaselvaraju 7

While you are at it, why not takeout the pillars of the house too.

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