you look like fred!

who said it was op's parents? it could have been his grandmother from England or something lol

lol win

That would leave OP single for the rest of their life.

I disagree. There are tons of girls who don't go psychotic after a breakup. However, there are exceptions and somewhat reasonable explanations to that kind of behavior, such as if the guy was a complete jerk and treated her like shit, then he should obviously have seen it coming. However it is unclear in the fml whether or not this is true of the OP and whether he actually deserved it, as it is highly doubtful that the OP would state it in such a way as to rally people against him. In any case, the blame could go both ways.

I think we should break this down. let's say OP did treat her poorly. She is obviously a little upset about the break up and retaliates thus making her mental for wanting to stay in a relationship with a jerk. If OP did treat her well and she is still obviously upset about the break up she is mental for expressing her dissatisfaction through glitter. All the other girls out there, all "tons" of them go through a very mentally unstable 3-4 days per month. If you can show me 1 girl who has never had an emotional breakdown supported by 2 witnesses other than yourself I will gladly withdraw my argument.

I'm sorry, getting revenge does not mean that the girl is upset about the breakup and wanted to stay in the relationship. Especially if the guy was an ass to her. It's a way of saying F you too. So, I don't think you broke it down correctly, as you are missing a very likely circumstance. You don't seem to be a very logical person yourself, I might add.

Ohmygod, your hair is amazing. :D

Of course, you should. The mentally unstable ones are the most fun and have the wildest sex!

wow rofl perdix wins best fml of the day

Then you wake up with a hangover, strapped naked to a bed, with a ring on your finger. Her parents call to say they're so happy she's finally found a vict.. man to settle down with. She has a psychotic cat that stares at you while you're having sex, and chases you around the place. You have the odd feeling you're being followed no matter where you are. Why no, this has never happened to me. Why do you ask?

Oh, RPS, you're thinking with the upper head, again! Sexy, crazy girls make you think with the lower head (notice I didn't use big and little ;) ) and that's how we have fun and get in terrible trouble.

oc, do you mean Carrie? I'm running on little sleep but can't remember a menstrual scene in The Shining...

Also, molt.