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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML
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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

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alannalove2009 0

yo bad!! you should have gone with your gut feeling! >.<

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RedPillSucks 31

His gut's definitely feeling it now.

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W4X 0

Why'd you have sex with his wife? You had it coming...

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yuggi1 11

Maybe the cheesecake grew bacteria?Maybe it's food poisoning. Soft cheese has bacteria in it, I know that much. :0

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truthinlies 1

nicely done can you fit the rest of the pieces together?

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karina02 9

#67 I like the way you think! (:

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yuggi1 11

Oh rofl! I never claimed to be smart. :P

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truthinlies 1

okay I will then it was past the due date and probably had a health inspection that day. not wanting to get shut down he gave the spoiled piece of cheesecake to his employee.

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smokeymcpottt 3

Your manager used the force. It wasn't the bad cheesecake.

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iSitt 0

maybe he just doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

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truthinlies 1

how is cake wrong in auto correct to begin with

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noeryu 1

The cake isn't a lie. I hate when people don't finish the game.

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mommy2cassidy 18

That's ok, my phone tries to change cake to came.

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glitterypink 0

I agree! I couldn't think of a food more disgusting

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