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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML
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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

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RawrBunneh 0

I hate cheese cake!! it's so eww. haha should have pretended to eat it.

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BadKitty13 28

Hmmmmm.... Ya you deffinitely have a case here. Get samples of tainted cake. Go to police, have arrested for attempted murder. (um yes putting shit in food for intent of hurt is indeed a felony) he will get arrested and thrown into jail. You can get a lawyer and sue the shit out of him. Problem solved. Hope you feel better.

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justbigbs 6

you said it yourself "usually unpleasant", could said I'm lactose intolerant, which many people are and pass. If you in the situation where you can get out of that place do so.

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peanut1534 3

next time keep saying no .... sometimes bring stuborn can be good lol

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jinxthejinx 0

If he tampered with it in any way, you can press charges. Even putting eyedrops in someone's drink is legally attempted murder.

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pike1346 3

you must get him back. dump a deuce on his office chair. hock a lugie on his drink while sick. do something

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