Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Spicy
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 305
You deserved it 93 895
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

567 5

Comments

katt_is_here 24

All of the YDI votes and comments slightly renews my faith in humanity. OP, NO MEANS NO.

4 0
Pensu 12

Glad to see you learned something from the experience. That girl is awesome.

2 0
inuar 7

what I wanna know if what your mum said. btw you totally deserved that.

2 0
Axel5238 29

Dunno how the OP expected sympathy with this one? I'm guessing he mistook this with textsfromlastnight. I'm also gonna say given this the OP more than likely complains about being " friend zoned" just because a female friend won't sleep with him. Usually, both mindsets tend to go together.

4 0
QueenOrangeSoda 21

I don't think people post on FML to get sympathy. My hunch is that they tend to just want to share their stories.

0 0
Aweh_Olivia 13

You need to learn some respect. Women aren't meant to be played with.

2 0
AppleBonkers 13

Well maybe you should've laid off, man. Some girls just really don't want you to bug them for the sole purpose of getting in their pants! Some girls go out to actually have fun, not have dudes hit on them for hours until they give in. I think you're looking for the cheap ***** this girl is obviously not up for your shenanigans.

2 0
AppleBonkers 13

Persistence is not as attractive as movies make it seem. Twenty no's don't equal a yes.

5 0
GamerG0DDESS 29

I knew a down vote would be neccesary after "I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I can get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in..." What is wrong with you? Did you really think there would be sympathy for such a ****** douche such as yourself, OP? Guys like you, so full of themselves that they think they can get laid whenever/wherever/ with whoever, are insoluble. It is sad that you don't see how grotesque this "FML" is. It's a FHL for dealing with such a insolence.

3 0