Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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lrw87 22

YDI for being a douchebag.

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ForeverJasmine 26

You're a douche bag.

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fantasyworld 37

You're a douche. Life's not a movie, asking 20 times won't make her give in.

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NamelessFace 22

On behalf of all women and all decent people, I mentally high five that girl.

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Sportey 9

she should've said this to you not to you're mother she wants for you to learn not her that's just being an ass like you.

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bonermonkey 31

******* rapist in training right there nasty creep

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AngelicaSmith 12

TBH you deserve it if you think woman are only good for one night stands.

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