Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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Erery 16

It's sad how you expect people to feel sorry for you. Because every girl you hit on is supposed to want to **** you. YDI big time.

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hobojo69 23

Omg I think I saw this story on tumblr but from the girls perspective

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crispy174 7

I knew this was going to be a YDI FML from the moment I finished the first sentence

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Damien_Rose 8

How did she get your mum's number?

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Cordy07 8

OP gave her his phone to enter her number. While she had the phone (pretending to enter her number) she hit the contact listed as Mom, and phoned OP's Mom.

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InsanityxthexGit 12

YDI. You shouldn't be pressuring people into that kind of shit. You're disgusting.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

You sound misogynistic and chauvinistic, sir.

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blackonblight 32

More girls should do this. Every time I hear about it, and mostly I just see the same post go around again and again, I can't help but be pleased. If you wouldn't be able to defend your attitude to your mother, well.

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itooamscrewed 10

I never thought to do this but I might start. Too many guys do NOT understand what the word no means. I'm at a bar to hang with my friends, not take home creepy alcoholics

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