Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 305
You deserved it 93 895

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

Comments

ViviMage 38

I'm overweight, and statically have lower self esteem for it. I get hit on a lot, and totally refuse. One, I'm now engaged, and two, even alone I worked out they are silver tonguing me for a quick lay, not an honest relationship. I don't want sex before I know someone! And if I work out all the other party wants is sex, I don't want to get to know them!

Sounds like u just wanted to tell people u get hit on "all the time " and ur engaged ....be honest u don't give a shit about this Fml lol

Yeah there was no way she was giving him her real number if he had kept the phone and put it in himself.

No means no dude. **** off once someone says NO. While I feel it's a tad much to call your mother perhaps you'll remember next time that pissing someone off by being that creeper in the room is bad.

Axel5238 29

I'm guessing the OP meant to post this on texts from last night? I can't see this getting sympathy anywhere else. Agreed, whoever said it's guys like this that cry about the "friend zone". That doesn't exist that really implies if they aren't sleeping with you that there is something wrong with being friends and it's a terrible way to view someone. I hope you grow up.

YDI! playa got schooled by a girl who's no fool & didn't want your tiny tool....now who feels like a fool? You do. (Just made this up)

What did you expect, OP? From the sound of it, she wasn't open to your advances. I would venture to guess if you're going to try and meet women purely to have sex with them, you're going to be met with mostly negative responses. I hope your mom gave you shit for it too.