Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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bellidona 15

Why would u want to sleep with a woman who obviously didn't want anything to do with you ? Do u get off on that kind of thing ....

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carmagnet 11

What happened to the days of courting women with flowers and love notes? When men were looking for a relationship not just sex! Though I would have to say OP is definitely a boy not a man. I don't know many men that are that disrespectful. YDI. Learn some manners. If she says no. Take it as a no and walk away.

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Brittface 6

Oh damn! She got you!

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Excalibur1 12

in my opinion you have done nothing wrong. trying to have a one night stand is the ultimate goal of going to a bar the girls who go should already know what their in for when they go to a bar.

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dunicha 20

or, you know, they go to the bar expecting to have a drink and unwind, or to meet their friends, or to listen to a band, or to dance or play pool, or otherwise have a good time without being hit on by douchnozzles like this guy.

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bellidona 15

U sound like just as big of a douche bag as OP does !

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ihearuscreamin 13

That's what you get! I hope your mom slaps you next time she sees you!

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TheJMB 15

That's what blokes do at bars. What gives her the right to ring his mum and be rude to her for a laugh?! People have one night stands for fun, not because they lack self respect so stop being so self-righteous and ignorant to other people's lifestyle choices either because you're too young/old to understand or just not getting laid yourself.

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how_to_implode 17

I agree on the count that one night stands are no reason to judge someone. The problem here is with the words "finally gave in", implying that the girl was not interested but that he did not accept this graciously and leave her alone. Have all the one night stands you want, man. Just don't pester girls with your intentions. That is, in fact, harassment.

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TheJMB 15

You have a point. Maybe he was being a bit of a lurker. Still think ringing his mum is out of line though.

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iwadasn 32

He doesn't say he was in a bar. For all we know, he could have been harassing her on the street.

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746278Ab 14

Learn some decency...

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Not_Impressed13 9

Or she could have given him the number for the local walk-in health clinic..

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xRezSynn 15

I don't see how you didn't deserve it.

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kalbrek009 20

How can you not see that this guy deserved it? He was trying to pressure a girl into sleeping with him & thought his lame plan had worked (scum bag thing to do) & she decided to call his mommy & ask if he was raised to be like that....he definitely deserved it.

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diaspora_fml 26

The English words are like lady, yes? She is a tricky thing to understand.

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Cordy07 8

#285, what #260 actually said was that the guy did deserve it. "I don't see how you didn't deserve it." It's a double negative. Please learn to read.

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