Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
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L_Lovegood 19

This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

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Dabigchamp 0

You should probably stop talking about your necrophilia fantasies.... Just sayin

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vampire1618 5

This is ironic because last night my friend joked he wished everyone was dead but him for the peace and quiet, then I joked that he would have a lot of sexual tension and he goes "well those corpses won't go to waste! Plus you can't get them pregnant ;)" I was like O.O wtf

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WPQ14 15

Um. This is not irony. It's coincidence.

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AshleyCole 0

Does it matter whether it was ironic or a coincidence? No so stop being such a nit-picky prick

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StoryOfTheYear 14

How much herp could a herp-a-derp herp if a herp-a-derp could herp-derp.

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lena6310 0

What kinda shit are you into that a phone sex operator would call you perverted

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buddasrhino 0

I'd be interested in the answer to that question

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midlojoe 2

What are u into that makes you ask that

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Ricky23J 0

"baby im gunna rape you so good" "what? pervert." *click*

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missaabbcc 3

That's when you know you REALLY have a problem. If someone who works for a phone sex company and gets a put into ahundreds of weird fantasies calls you a pervert, that's when you get help.

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perdix 29

For $3.99 a minute, you can't expect some 400 lb. trailer trash in dirty muumuu to bring in Boston Pancakes, Cleveland Steamers, felching, blumpkins, mules, gerbils or your desire to have her kids watch. To address those needs, you have to call the $9.99 a minute exotic sex line manned by Burmese political prisoners. These folks are trained to deal with perverts like you, pervert!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I've been getting ripped off for years. Wtf...

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ikickgingers 15

Kind of want to know who mans the 14.99 line?

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cthulhu1138 1

When someone who deals with perverts on a daily basis thinks you're sufficiently more perverted than the people they usually deal with to see fit to comment on the matter, then you've got a problem.

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ToThePoint 1

YDI for using a phone sex line. :). Go outside and have babies.

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FMLollie 7

That makes it sound as if he should be perverted to his children rather then on a sex line : |

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