Tasty

By bob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 406
You deserved it 4 228

Top comments

prabhlem 0

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

Comments

Go to the mall and walk around snorting and blowing trying to get it out and freak out at anyone who says anything to you.

crazychick1269 7

He would have to drive all the way to the mall with noodles in his nose

Have you watched a conjuring in which a small snake mouth in and nose out? Op probably got the talent to perform that.

himynameischeese 6

That's a trick I want to learn!!!

Really gross op and maybe you should stick to eating cheese or something. Just a word of reminder :)

Hannah_grace1414 12
buddasrhino 0

Yuck...kinda like that song: "..the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...the worms play peaknuckle on your snout!" (did it feel like worms?)