Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 098
You deserved it 5 731

Same thing different taste

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here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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You could lay in a tub with apples and when he comes in say "Oh you need to turn these apples into... Sauce" in a super sexy voice. Or just cover yourself in apple sauce to get him horny, or buy apple scented room freshners and get it on ALL day long, or just lay in apples sauce and moan. (:

splarf1991 0

if it's cinnomin I can understand lol

At least you know he wasn't with you just to pop your cherry.

mahan13 0

I love my apple sauce too but damn...Sorry FYL

it could easily be A LOT worse. my boyfreind likes chinese food

k8iejean 0

What made this post extra funny to me is that my friends and I use the code "apple sauce" for "I'm on my period."