Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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xmarkstheheart 0

Oooh baby, that's so Mott's...I mean that's so hot! LOL Okay, so it's weird, but it's not pathologically dangerous. Just be glad he's not into body-mangling car crashes, like in David Cronenberg's film "Crash."

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leprachaun405 0

maybe he just wants to use the apple sause for lube...hmmmm.....ya maybe not

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crazziechika 0

haha wow a little massage wud make it even Better ;p

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CheetosLibrary 0

Just rub it all over yourself! Problem solved!

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Mourningstar 4

That's what you get when you date a 5 year old! LOL

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