Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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brunettegurly 0

my boyfriend gets horny whenever i talk about lord of the rings or Wow. hahahah

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ohgodwtf 0

I was eating apple sauce as I reading this. I can never look at it in the same way .

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fearfulsymmetry 1

This is a ridiculous FML. He's turned on by apple sauce. So what? Did he say that was the ONLY thing that turned him on? No. Just one of the many things. God forbid that your boyfriend be turned on by anything but YOU. Jesus christ.

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princessjasmine2_fml 0

You & your bff could wrestle in a big tub of applesauce.

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rockinroyalty 0

that's hot. stop being stupid why is that an fml?

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nlr 9

so?? my best guy friend and I were sitting in my bed drinking hot cocoa and eatin a box of choclates then he got hard... he gets Horney from weird stuff to! what's the big deal?!

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transcedental 18

and u were naked right ;))

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