Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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leedivinchi 0

hmmmm... so? improvise!!! Pound his apple...... until he makes sauce!!

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fiveonefiveoh 0

that's weird, but... what's the big ****** deal bitch?

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Lufferkinz 0

Then lay in bed naked with applesauce rubbed all over your body ;))

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BWill9014 4

Guys say all kind of things turn them on but generally we just say that cuz its funny to say like saying something is "an ****** in your mouth" or "these chips are so good they're making me hard" lol it's just a form of messing around don't be so literal with things... and if he is being literal... sucking some apple sauce off a chicks body sounds pretty hot to me LOL

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furburger 0

Now, that's what I call incider information.

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