Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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JERZBornNRaised 7

here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

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Calyx_fml 21

So fill your honey hole with apple sauce and sit on his face.

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perdix 29

What's the problem, applesauce is pretty good for you! It could be a lot worse, he could have said that the one thing that makes him horny is chocolate sauce. Or your sister. Or dudes.

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iskusmarines 0

haven't you ever wandered why his dick tasted like apple sauce?

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Silent_dream 0

yeah sure that's strange but what's bad about that? u allergic to applesauce?

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YuEnvyBrix5 0

lmfao saucy boy? ; uh time for a new boyfriend .

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doryoku 7

aha ur boyfriend seems like a cool dude XP lmao

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LoveandGwar 1

Can't blame him. Applesauce is bomb:) Maybe you can use it instead of whipped cream ;)

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