Technique

By shiznit - 25/10/2010 19:05 - United States

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Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
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perdix 29

Probably wouldn't last much more than a minute if he was watching Porky Pig, but at least he'd finish you off with "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

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MissErikaHart 0

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy!!!!"

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DevianceIsBliss 0

Your picture is exactly how I see Justin Bieber once stardom is through with him.

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Nick_1993 2

wow a girl that doesnt like bieber. nice

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DevianceIsBliss 0

I'm a girl and I absolutley despise Bieber. He is a disgrace to the people of Canada.

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T_Shadows 0

yes people on here hav common sense!! most are like •biber is the best" he really isn't even close to being good

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icuddy69 0

why Not have Him Cum, Then tryto get it on again after He Gets hard. That should usually wok. GOODLUCK.

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mrahhhhh 21

Make him watch Pokemon. Then his Squirtle can Water Gun in your Cloyster! Or you can catch 'em all... in your mouth. Now go forth and call him the Pokemon Master! Be sure to use the Pokeballs!

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leafyloud 0

lmfao you are awesome

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YourWetDream 0

Hmmm maybe try role-playing as cartoon characters :P You Daphene and him Fred XD

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TeaLover_fml 0

Your pic isn't real :P Not even you

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johnnie254 7

haha little meat!

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