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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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keidus324 6

I'm an elf and I married a Nord. Vorstag is hot as shit LOL

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ElhonnaDS 10

I marry Vilkas every single time. Which is funny because he's such a moody SOB that once you have him married it's like he has a mood disorder. "Oh hello my love" "Try not to screw this one up." "I am so happy." "Don't just stand there- get moving!" I should name my character Rhianna.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Not everybody has a great love life, but if you want to try and have one, you have to make a decision and do something about it.

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misslifeguard 7

Sucks to be you

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GarageDragon 22

Sometimes games are better than real life. I'm a werewolf in Sims and it's AWESOME!

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BobbieH 19

Maybe you should try IRL and talk to a real, actual, live girl in person. That's the first step. Until you take that step TDI.

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SnoochBoochie 14

At least you didn't make the mistake of marrying the first trail that came around. Untherg the Unbroken is a real handful to come home to.

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HumanWiki 8

Better than Lucinda the Troll I suppose.

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JanisEvans 10

How do you not deserve this? Get your lazy ass outside. Real world. Great game. Give it a shot.

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