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By mr_loveless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9

Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around

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kaykay2922 11

This sounds like something I'd do...

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stewpididiot 11

Hmmm... a carp is a freshwater fish & there's generally not much surf in fresh water.... Anyway... Get a life

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joethebiden 8

The first situation is the direct cause of the second one, obviously.

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Soluxis 17

Dude. Get out there and find someone. It worked for me. I stopped playing skyrim, and met this awesome chick through a friend. ...and then she stole my sweetroll.

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TobyTheGod 13

At least elves have a naturally better magicka level; a real wife wouldn't have that

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murphdarkly 13

Maybe you need to play a little less skyrim, n focus more on your real relationship.

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gracehi 31

I am so lonely Mr. Lonely I have nobody To call my own ... Except my virtual elf bride

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starcrossddream 14

Don't worry OP, sweet gamer chicks do exist; I've been with a man I met playing an mmorpg for about 4 years now, and he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Theres nothing wrong with meeting your other half in a game. Just don't give up hope :)

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sxyandiknowit 4

Perhaps if you spent more time on your real wife and less in your virtual world you'd get real life satisfaction.... Duh

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