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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By heatherjo - 02/11/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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You deserved it 114

For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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You deserved it 7 466

By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 23:03 - United States - Alexandria

Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML

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You deserved it 2 508

Picture perfect

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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You deserved it 1 974

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

Is she better than me?

By Lovesucks - 02/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML

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misspulkadot24 17

Monday 21 January 2013 9:14

Wear it to humor her. She doesn't need to know you two are doing it like rabbits. Some things...mommy just doesn't need to know.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Monday 21 January 2013 9:15

Aw, how cute. She thinks you guys are virgins.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Monday 21 January 2013 20:19

Hopefully, it's already too late for that...

vvlovesu 9

Monday 21 January 2013 20:30

Don't see how this is an fml

happyconverse 10

Monday 21 January 2013 20:30

I think that's awesome!!

akiahara 14

Monday 21 January 2013 21:23

Can I wear a ring advertising that I'm sexually active? I think it's strange to be proud of your choice to have or not to have sex.

theboy13 13

Monday 21 January 2013 23:42

Take em off when not being so pure lol, then once done put em back on lol

deaddonkey 15

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:35

Keep them on when not being so pure. Makes it even better.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 21 January 2013 23:51

Ain't nobody got time for that!!

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:48

you know what they call it in France ? an Oh non! ring

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:25

Waiting till you are married to have sex isn't all horrible. You will not have to go thru an "FML" situation like: Today, I hooked up with a guy and a couple mos later, realized he gave my syphilis, My boyfriend dumped me after he found out I am pregnant. Today, I found out my boyfriend had sex with 37 people before me and his crazy ex is stalking us....etc

squideth 18

Tuesday 22 January 2013 6:22

Waiting until marriage should be a personal choice, nor something forced upon other people. And good job ****-shaming; people who have sex before marriage aren't all idiots.

bigtime_rocker 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:51

LEAVE!!!

fwongraven 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:06

Interfering witch. Good luck with her, OP. Educate yourself and make your own decisions.

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Today, a friend and I tell each other everything about our relationships, and we’ve been flirting for two years, but we’re not together. I started to have feelings for him, but I didn’t say anything, then the guy started to disappear and I don't know if he has an avoidant attachment, or he's just ignoring me. FML

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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Today, my extremely affectionate and docile cat, whom I love like a child and has never drawn blood, scratched my roommate of one day in the face while I was at work. She claims he just went ballistic, and I don't believe she's telling me everything. What the hell did she do to my cat? It's gonna be a long lease. FML

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Today, a guy tried a pick-up line on me and followed me into a nearby mall. He left me after 10 minutes, but later sent me a request on Instagram. I never gave him my name. FML

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You deserved it 259

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML

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Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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