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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Wear it to humor her. She doesn't need to know you two are doing it like rabbits. Some things...mommy just doesn't need to know.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Aw, how cute. She thinks you guys are virgins.

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Gradask 10

Condoms or the pills works better then a ring. I still dont understand how a ring would prevent you from getting pregnant or getting STDS. I guess it some sort of biblical curse on the ring and it makes the ****** clamp shut and **** wither .

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interesting33 36

Tell me you aren't serious? :) Purity rings signify you aren't going to have sex until marriage

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Which doesn't work if you didn't ask for the ring...

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Mr_Mole 24

Who waits till they get married to have sex? I'd either be a 32 year old virgin, or have married someone who wasn't right just to have sex.

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Merylwen 24

Who does? I did. And that wasn't 32 years, it was 23. If sex is meaningless to you, then fine. But the day you get married, I doubt you'll feel okay knowing how many people your spouse had sex with before you.

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sgtcxelite 11

I'm 16, and I'm waiting because sex and losing my virginity is important to me. I'd rather date someone who understands and respects my decision because it shows they aren't in the relationship just for sex. It keeps me from getting as hurt as bad as other girls could, and we get to know each other better.

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akiahara 14

72, not everyone is that prude or insecure. Many women don't care about the notches on their husband's bed post, and vice versa. That doesn't mean that sex is meaningless. If you want to wait, fine, but it doesn't make you better than anyone else.

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squideth 18

71, just because you're insecure about yourself and your partner doesn't mean all other women are. It's perfectly fine that you waited until marriage, but you're no better than anymore else. People who don't wait until marriage aren't soulless lust-driven idiots.

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wsdarrah 14

I bought my boyfriend and I a set of matching Lord of the Rings promise rings :) I actually might be picking them up today :) Sorry if it's irrelevant but I thought I'd share :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Lord of the Rings Promise ring???? (one Ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them) This does not sound too promising.

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wow810 4

And that should be the time you tell her the truth about your sex life

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kawaiisakura 12

I see nothing wrong with it. Then again, I, myself am abstinent. I'm proud of that and want to buy 1 so I don't have to keep explaining...but some of them r so damn expensive!

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j3ebrules 13

"Oh, thanks ms. X! We are saving ourselves!" *snort chuckle* Hey at least bf is spared embarrassing lectures from mommy dearest.

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onorexveritas 23

don't mean you gave to follow the rules lol

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starcrossddream 14

I think a purity ring is a beautiful thing, but not when it is forced on a person of any age. It needs to be a personal choice.

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RedPillSucks 31

At first I thought "US" was the OP and the boyfriends Mom. O.o

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