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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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wrw28405 0

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

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If your mom was smart, then she'd know that a wet condom could break in the shower. ...Yeeeeeah.

Condoms don't break in the shower, where are you from? The abstinence part of the US I am guessing . . . Condoms break with oil and/or Vaseline, not water, you're bodily fluids would break it down, you dumb red neck!

Xerosnake90 0
Rascal_620 0

First of all.... Ever heard of locking the door? Your mom is cool I suppose in letting you two have your fun, but you should have remembered the condom in the first place. Also I would never do that when my mom is home or able to know whats going on (hint hint: always lock the door?) Anyway glad you got your time with your boyfriend.

I think this totally awsome. You Rentals are so awsome!

Your mom is f'ing amazing. Not only did she NOT keep you from having sex, she's reminding you to stay safe and.. childless. All good things here.

jrl585 0

dude heres an idea lock the ******* door and if you cant do that have sex on the door so she cant get in there problem solved

but then she wouldn't have a condom. and her boyfriend would've tried to pull out, but that doesn't always work. then she could've got pregnant. and she might not have enough money for abortion and it would be pretty damn tough to be a teenage mother. and what if the boyfriend leaves her for some other *****, thus leaving the OP and the grandmother to raise a child all by themselves (assuming the mother disowns her for being so irresponsible and having careless sex)? and of course the grandma ain't no spring chicken and she won't be around much longer. the OP can say goodbye to a higher education of any sort because she'll have no time for it, what with her two jobs and taking care of the baby. then what if she finds a "nice guy" who she thinks is her ticket out of there, but after the honeymoon, he shows his true face. then the abuse, cheating, and drinking ensues. eventually ten years go by with that scumbag and then the OP will have problems raising a teenage daughter who constantly breaks rules, ditches class, and goes out with 20-year-old guys (having sex with them). and of course she can't talk about it with ricky (her husband) because he's a no-good alcoholic who gets angry when she tries to talk to him. well eventually, her daughter will be in the same situation (screwing some guy in the shower) and the OP will flash back to that fateful conception day. she wants to prevent pregnancy by giving the daughter (juanita) a condom, but of course juanita sharply comes back with "but MOM, you were allowed to have sex with guys unprotected!!" and the OP breaks down with regret and agony. she knows that the vicious circle continues!! of course, this is all assuming that she locked the door in the first place.... what's the moral of this story? when having sex make sure your parents are home and in the immediate vacinity and make sure there is easy access to the room of love-making.

jrl585 0

damn dude her boy freand should have a condom on anyway ......

that's the beauty of it. i dont expect anyone to read it. that was actually just for me and yes the bf should've had a condom, but he didn't! so it is quite fortunate that the door was unlocked. had the door been locked, well... we all know what would happen ^^^

sco0termcjonson 0

sounds like 171 has some fmls of her own...

Be grateful your mom is understanding. She could've ground you and told your bf to gtfo and ban you from ever seeing her again, then lock the doors and call you a **** a ***** and a disgrace to the family.

Because that pster doesn't know how all mom's will react? Some will chase them out, and there are some that wouldn't care - then there are some that would do what the OP's mom did. Just because maybe YOUR mom wouldn't doesn't mean none would.

I just can't imagine a situation where you and your boyfriend would be in the shower together while your mother is right nearby.

Actually, there are situations where that would happen...quite literally once my BF and I took a shower together, and one of his parents was sleeping almost directly below the bathroom (which was on the second floor) and his brother was in the room next to it, ha!

h0mieg2 0