Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Thanks!

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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wrw28405 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

GravyIsYummy 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

So, did you keep it safe?

Comments

Syn_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:38

When did "sex" become "intimacy" on FML?

Nonnag 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:50

Very recently for some stupid reason.

anjay67 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:19

they also changed " your life is ******" to " that sucks"

loserface1994 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:46

i think "sex" became "intimacy" simply because they weren't quite doing it yet. close but akward moment from atleast in this case what sounds like the coolest mom ever. hell my parents would freak out if they even saw me kiss my boy. lucky little bitch, no offence to whoever posted this FML.

Vilen1025 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:40

Your mom is cool. Great she didn't yell at you or humiliate you.

Ausplaya92 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:48

Hows this a fml?? This is sick

icertainlysuck 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:48

so............ did you still do it?

Stephnesss 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:56

Let me get this straight... You took a shower when your boyfriend was over... Okay. But your mom was home... So he jumps in anyways? Oh god.

letthemxeatcake 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:59

Not really an FML. Your mom's way cool!

AshleyRose784 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:59

best. mom. ever!

jemstone25 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:03

Why hasn't anyone else commented on the fact that condoms tend to be ineffective in water and break down?

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:16

Because you're thinking of oil or Vaseline, not water? I mean, I suppose the water could wash away some of the lube and juices, increasing friction and hence risk of breakage, but it doesn't "break down."