Customers and Work: The mailman

The mailman

By fuckfuck - 31/01/2014 18:46 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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By pat - 09/03/2010 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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By DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10

Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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But mah freedumbs!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 10:23 - Canada

Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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Levvy 22

Saturday 1 February 2014 0:44

Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.

Rizzen 27

Saturday 1 February 2014 0:44

he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office

Comments

The_Lone_Ginger 2

Saturday 1 February 2014 16:05

Threatening a United States postal worker is a crime. Report it to you supervisor.

Ashgeliton 7

Saturday 1 February 2014 17:47

And what neighborhood does Fuzzy Lumpkins live in? Just so I'm aware....

blackonblight 32

Monday 3 February 2014 1:16

Oh wow, that brought me back.

smrpre 3

Saturday 1 February 2014 18:46

You should go postal on him.

commandercolbert 6

Saturday 1 February 2014 19:39

well now you know that thats the house u skip lol just toss his mail on the ground then

Fr0gs 15

Saturday 1 February 2014 23:25

RUN! NEVER GO BACK!

MarcoBuis13 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:34

I work as at the Dutch post office called PostNL, i have this same thing and i told my boss, now the man has a box in the front of his house. Explain the situation and of he dont buy a box let him pick it up from the Post office.

thepelvicwoo 8

Sunday 2 February 2014 1:24

'Merica.

venomlash 9

Sunday 2 February 2014 6:31

He just probably committed a Class C or D felony. It's a federal offense to threaten a federal employee when they're on duty. Report the bastard and he'll probably get a strongly worded letter, and if he keeps it up he'll most likely end up in prison.