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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Same thing different taste

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

Darkon 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:42

Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: **** Species: sapiens

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CFR 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:59

Oh come on! Calling the OP is such a fkn cheap shot. Just because a girl chooses to have sex with a guy she likes doesn't make her a ****. She didn't say a word about there being other men now did she you fkn *%^%$%$. grr I'm angry at people today... Anyways, you should have waited to have sex with the guy until your mom wasn't around. Knowing mothers, she probably heard the whole thing even if you were in your room with the door closed.

Jared1James 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:04

You are amazing. Everyone is probably disagreeing with you, well, I am not. xD People are calling her a **** just because she is having sex with a guy? What is up with people these days? They are fuc.king messed up er something. You just made my day. (:

testing_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:59

fail. ****.

aback 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:16

Another proud moment for mom. Hope you're on contraception so she's not stuck with another unasked-for proud moment in 9 months.

Edenbeam 19

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:41

YDI for not looking to make sure no one was there.

oneminutelate 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:53

O_o you guys overreact. OP: Epic Fail. Ha!

Hjelloo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:04

YDI for being a *****.

soozin 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:08

If you're old enough to live on your own and your mom happened to be visiting YOUR house, then its no big deal; she'd forget whatever happened. But if you're still living with your mom and if you're expecting a long lecture and some ground rules; then you deserve it.