The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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brooklyngirl_fml 0

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

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Darkon 0

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Chfanfiction 0

Why were you having sex while your mom was around in the first place?

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loveyalots911 0

FYL haha! this once made me rotfl hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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waxstigmata 0

OP you already screwed him, theres no need to be super sleazy and give the poor guy a hard on in public (Ever if your mom wasnt there, he still would have had to walk around with a rocket in his pants!)

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Darkon 0

I doubt he would have found it that hard to deal with.

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PsychoX 0

Have you ever tried walking out someone's door with a hard-on? It's awkward. REALLY awkward. Especially if you don't have a bag of some sort to hide it.

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Darkon 0

Nah, you should be proud of it unless of course the bulge isn't quite what you would advertise it to be.

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lovely1 0

Rolf. Hopefully your mom is not an uptight christian witch. If I was a parent I truely wouldn't care. Its their lives. Let them live it.

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bob123456_fml 0

You know, it should be 'whom i like very much' not 'who i like very much'

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kayli10bear 0

pfahaha aww be careful next time (:

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pommeblossom 0

You're disgusting.

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employed22 0

your name should be wastedlust, YDI.

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