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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

Darkon 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:42

Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: **** Species: sapiens

Comments

mymsong 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:33

well idk in todays world it seems like having all those different kinds of sex is normal, id say its ur moms fault for just standing there.

Broc 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:08

she saw the WHOLE thing??

pkrkid73 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:28

lol! that was a good one

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:05

Ah the horror! Must be very very embarrassing.

CruelSirDrum 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:35

i know its hard to hear but there is a time and place for everything.its nice you were trying to be....nice in a sexual way towards him but with the risks of a parent at home its not worth it.kids WILL do whatever they want, wrong or not so i dont blame you. i was there once.next time the parents are not home, then do what you want sexually in YOUR Time.(safe sex) of course.

PsychoX 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:48

Sex is not a crime. Sex is not something we need to be ashamed of. I'm an 18 year old male, and I believe that sex with someone you love is a truly wonderful thing. Furthermore, it's not something that anyone should need to keep a secret from anyone else. The dishonesty between parents and teenagers simply astounds me. That a teenager would need to keep their sex life a complete secret from their parents seems far, far more wrong (immoral even) than having sex in their parent's house. Ever since I was little, my parents would announce that they needed "alone time" with each other, and I feel completely comfortable asking the same from my parents. I think that parents need to accept their kids choices and support them as much as they can. That nearly everyone above me considers the OP having sex in her parent's house disrespectful is stunning. Deceiving their parents certainly would be, but at all? If you view sex as something sacred, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the other person, the act, and yourself to do it in some random, uncomfortable place out of the fear that someone might notice that you were doing something that they too partake in? OP: that sucks. Be more observant next time?

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:09

Actually, sex can be a crime. It can be extremely illegal. But I know what you were trying to say =) I know most people don't think sex is wrong, and obviously it isn't, but that doesn't mean it's a public matter, either. I know that I don't feel disgusted with the fact that my parents have sex. It doesn't mean I want to be in the room next door while they're doing it. A lot of the time, it's a private matter, for the sakes of the people involved and for the sakes of everyone else who might not be all that interested in having to watch. The fact that the OP had sex is not disrespectful, but the fact that she did so when he mother was clearly nearby is. I know many parents who want their kids to let them know when they've become sexually active, but that doesn't mean they want any details or visuals just because they've done it before, too. I take showers, and so does everyone I know (I hope!), but that doesn't mean I'd be okay with people in the same room as I am while I'm showering. Some things are just more private than others.

OshKoshTash 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:33

You all just need to comment on your own things. Why the hell does it matter what someone else wrote? Because really when you comment on something that's none of your business (i.e. someone else's opinion), you're just asking for a fight.