The Return of the Mullet

By faux ma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 348
You deserved it 33 275

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.

Comments

MassaKerr 9

Well here's a story you can tell your future kids

Good god, man, what have you done that you are so very grave and cryptic (and grammatically challenged)? Have you drowned the children? Are there missiles leaving their silos at this very moment? If you've got something to confess, confess already! You can't just leave us hanging like this. Is the world as we've known it about to come to an end? Should we all be putting our affairs in order? Tell us what you've done before it's too late!

No, look at his hair. He's saying his hair is worse. And he's right! Yikes,don't take muscle relaxers and get on FML haha

Ha, 72, I'm sure you are absolutely right. His comment appears totally different to me now that I'm on my phone than it did on my laptop. As for muscle relaxants I wouldn't know, but sleep deprivation might've been involved. Thank you for setting me straight. I feel safer already.

btnhdude 0

You guys... She meant we're not the only ones in this universe.

Kids are perfect scapegoats. And baby goats..

Whatever works to avoid embarrassment.

hateevryone 14

You probably shouldn't get drunk.

thereseg69 7