The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 944
You deserved it 8 751

Same thing different taste

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That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

AlphaC 0

I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.

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Dam that must have sucked....sorry to hear it. Sure your gf was a bitch but you will find someone who loves you just patience ;) About marriage its not just a commitment. You cannot legalize gay marriages not because they are "Sick" or what ever ****** else. But because by what the bible (Or christians said to me) marriage was made to be Dude and chick(Adam and eve). I mean put it this way if this is true what they said to me then why would you want to get married? Under a God who says you cant marry because you are of the same sex (Not being blasphemous christian friends), try celebrating your "Love commitment party" Some other way. That is what i think

skaterpunk8678 0

I love how the only reason people think she deserves this is because it was a lesbian relationship, but if it was a straight one, if someone thought she deserved it would have been an asshole. And for all the haters that think gays should die, you're going to burn in he'll for judging people, which is taking over the position of God.

xXxHopelessxXx 0

ouch...i know how that feels... so sorry.

OUCH. Well, at least she didn't leave you for your best friend, who was already kinda in a relationship with another friend. That happened to a girl I know. It's like a square of lesbian drama.

Your "girlfriend" is an asshole. That kind of person is the one I hate most of all. The funny thing is, her parents probably spoil her.

lifecangotohell 0

well I Also believe it is a choice, but I'm not saying anything wrong,

jablair13 0

OhMyGod! tht sux! I'm so srry. :( I totally feel ur pain.

You poor thing .. >.< -Hugs- ): Cheer up sweetheart .. You'll find your soulmate one day .. Chin up

sertralinaa 2

The first girl I had sex with, then told me she wasn't really lesbian or bisexual and that she still prefers guys. I feel for you, OP, been there done that. A terrible feeling, like you're covered with dirt and you want to shower and wash it off ASAP. Hold on.

sublime420 11

This is the first time ive actually "LOLed" at something on the internet...